the gloves my destist uses... "non-sterile"? Seriously? Am I reading that right?
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my ice cream diet failed miserably
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I think the rain this morning was Mother Nature's little way of saying "Have fun at work today! ...LOL jk sucks for you!"
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Dear Slim Jim,
if "mecanichally seperated chicken" is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
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worst paper cut of my life
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Blog idea #134
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give your Uncle Victor a hug!
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"...in brightest day, in darkest night..."
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Kingdom Hearts on the brain
-MV$

Crazy dream Oct 3rd

this dream was awesome and I tried to write it down. the bold titles are my near unintelligibly handwritten notes
 History hw w/ Ahoy (could be Alex)
I was doing history homework? idk this one. apparently my friend Alex was there

People stew
Nasty part of my dream. for some reason I cooked a leg from some one. Soylent Green


Sleeping
Z w/ friend
L pick me up
E in the truck
 after cooking up some leg, I went to bed. I woke up to my friend and her friend tapping on my window late at night. they convinced me to go out for a little bit even though it was so late. I figured we'd be back soon so I didn't worry. but then my other friend came and picked me up and my friend I haven't seen in a long time was in the truck so something was up

Whats going on
we end up on a double decker bus with a bunch of my friends and some celebrities


Famous people
-security guard from Night at the Museum 2 (Jonah Hill)
-Robin Williams
-baby-parents-poo (Kathrine Heigl and Josh Duhamel)

they brought the baby. that was nice of them.

Mac N Cheese

Party buss Downtown

we are all jammin to Coldplay in downtown... somewhere. still in the middle of the night. when...

Text from mom

uh oh. in a very elegant text message, my mom states that it would be a good idea to get home as close to now as humanly possible. 

some time after Kathrine Heigl changes the baby's diaper, I pass out into my mac n cheese

Wake up w/ baseball recites 

I'm home?

 I come to, still in the mac n cheese, I'm on the party bus alone and my mom is looking for me. I'm like, what just happened? its like the Hangover but with Kraft 

EVERYONE is home

suddenly everyone comes out and my mom is like surprise! 

Crazy dream Oct 4

had a dream I went vacuum shopping with my friend Dan Aykroyd.

he did not appreciate my Ghostbuster jokes

"Men are self confidant because they grow up identifying w/ super heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grew up w/ Barbie"