motorcycles make everyone cooler

for all intense and purposes, lets say this is my dad:

Its casual Friday. he's got his jeans, respectable stubble. not too shabby. 

BUT add a motorcycle into the mix?

not even your dad is an exception

it appers to me I have a facebook problem...
-MV$

Sounds like me

no Jedi where harmed in the making of my burger
-MV$

Crazy dream Sept 17

Paintball.

it might have had something to do with that episode of Community

we were riding in an indoor rollercoaster with paintball guns (next amusement park ride? I want 10% of the profits, Six Flags!)

the group of us in the rollercoaster were riding around different rooms, shooting either the stationary objects or the other rollercoaster's occupants. 

like this but with more black lights

in our rollercoaster there was this creeper kid there who was like stalking this girl in the other rollercoaster and we weren't feeling too good about the creeper kid so we casually stepped away from his BO and ran home. I got home and my parents were like "did you have fun? did you stop any creeper kids?" and I was like "... what. ugh. brb" and they were like "yeah thought so."

so I went back to the rollercoaster place, they were still playing paintball on the tracks over head and they were shooting at me thinking I was part of the game. I shot a few out of their seats and jumped on the rollercoaster looking for the creeper kid. I ran into an old friend on another rollercoaster (aka we were trying to shoot each other at the time) I asked her if she saw the creeper guy and she pointed him out. I thanked her and shot her in the arm. 

I got to the ground and ended up on a hall way that was like offices on one side and all windows facing outside on the other. I saw the creeper kid and he was deff up to no good but there was no place to hide and he was too far way to shoot. 

fyi. Google images rocks. this is what it looked like in my head.

I ran into a little alcove for a drinking fountain. and watched his reflection in the windows

1st person view. waiting for the creeper...

this was the ensuing fight scene:

I punched him in the ankle. I kid you not. it was even in slow motion. 

do you like me

YES! yes I do. or did. idk. who are you? do you eat? hows next week looking for you?

Ask me anything

Crazy dream Aug 20

     I was on a celebrity reality pirate show as a stand in for Matt Damon because he left and made drama so they just needed a guy to stand in the background out of focus to say its Matt Damon but it was awesome and I started hanging out with Robert Downey Jr. but it was a little awkward because I totally had a man-crush on him the whole time. we were at Islands but a shark sank the restaurant while I was FINALLY asking for his autograph for "my dad". bummer. 

     so then me and this girl were cruising downtown L.A. at night and there was a collection of people around so we were like Lets check it out and it was a court yard like Desert Ridge but there were a few cops around and one guy ran away freaking about the cops so I want to see whats up and go to the Starbucks where its all going down. 
     There is one scrappy guy with a sack (probably of stolen money) and a taser and the cops are just standing around. The dream gets semi lucid and I'm like, what if I just punch him in the face? what could happen? so I did. right in his eye. I reach behind him and grab the wrist with the taser and try to wrestle it away but he sets it off. the cops in the background are like Thats assault! We gottem! but I grab the guy with my left hand and the taser is hitting my burnt fingers (4th of July bottle rocket incident) and its burning my hand but I'm like No biggie, this happens all the time.