Holloween - Captain America

Once a year, when abominations are free to walk the streets.

When the police are helpless against the gangs of Kitty Kows

Where “costumes” are thrown together last minute.

One man is prepared to suit up...

He's prepared to teach the kids

He will protect our land from Canadians

He will protect our freedom

He will ROCK

BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.

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Canadians are only good for using their claws when I can't open my root beer