I had a dream last night I was a time traveler in a war against snakes. Not so much time travel as much as the days didn't go in order. Think Sandra Bullock in Premonition http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477071/
so one day I'm guarding my house, beating snakes in the head with a rock, and the next I'm riding a shark through a parking lot, in my suit. I was riding my shark upside down (showing off a bit) and my dad was like "yeah he's always doing awesome stuff like this"