Wednesday, September 30, 2009

My Day

it started out innocently enough. just a little dark. a bit misty. but no rain in sight! this will be fun!
Oh how very wrong I was
I took this horrible day in steps.
1st. get to breakfast.
2nd. survive the walk cross-campus to English.
good thing I wore long sleeves. and by long sleeves I mean modestly small undershirt and a paper thin long sleeve button up
after breakfast I began the frigid journey to class. I was obviously not going to make it dry, which was my biggest problem at the time. So I went into stealth mode and Ninja'd some cover to stay out of the rain.

It actually worked pretty well until she started walking past the english building. so I followed my natural instinct.

Grab it and run like heck

ok maybe it didn't end quite like that. but the ninja'd part was real.

She's from Michigan. She doesn't need an umbrella

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hover board

if you didn't know. I am seriously planning on building one of these, life size.

I'll use it at first, practicing out in an open field with a helmet and knee pads. then slowly I'll reform the design to make it smaller. Eventually I will get to the point where I can jump out my corner office window, turn it on mid air, and fly home. also I want to race a jet ski on it in the middle of a lake.
then I'll get older and settle down and it will rest in the back of the garage covered by a dusty drop cloth. then, on my sickbed with a mysterious illness, I'll tell my oldest son to take it for a spin before I die. He'll get addicted, using it too much untill he burns it out or gets in a non fatal accident. He'll modify the board to fit him better and make a mini pair for my wheelchair. Xavier style:

seriously how cool would that be?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Oh Great, Another Mouth to Feed

I was tring to find some clever way to point out that I bought posters for my painfully dull room. and this popped into my head.

to the left is Led Zeppelin (whos name I shall never misspell again) followed by Empire Strikes Back.
 Not shown is a picture of my dear grandfather, John Wayne, by the door.

I call this piece,
See no Canada, Hear no Canadians, Speak no French

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

People seem to worry about my eating habits since pretty much all my meals are at an all you can eat restaurant quality cafeteria.
This is just to tell every one I'm eating healthy
 I made a Tetris piece out of my Ho Ho cake and my friend and I had a little contest going on. but I won.

one thing I do miss about home
that there is a very small demographic of guys who like Star Wars on my floor.
My humor is unappreciated  

Kanye 2

In light of recent Kanye events, I have been inspired for my own take on it. Mostly little stuff for my friends on Facebook but I like this one


f you didn't hear, Kanye West interupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the Video Music Awards for best female artist or something like that. MTV's parent company Viacom is trying to take down all the videos of it on YouTube but I found one that will probably stay for a while
so after that very public display of attention seeking behavior, Kanye has been popping up everywhere. Some of my favorites are


Monday, September 14, 2009


Today is a good day for taking pictures
Today is a good day for walking
Today is a good day for talking to cute girls
Today is a good day for english reports 
Today is not a good day for homework.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either

Saturday, September 12, 2009

I'd like to think I'm introspective

Friday, September 11, 2009

I was thinking of starting my oral report on Commas with the chorus of Karma Chameleon by Culture Club in the background

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

My Life: the movie!

There is this app on Facebook called LivingSocial and they have a part called Pick5 where you are givin a prompt and 5 spots to fill. I don't know why but I love these little things.
The questions are usually like "What is your top 5 favorite foods?" or "5 Things You Are Wearing Right Now" this question was "Who would play you, your love interest, your best friend, a parent, and your worst enemy in a movie about your life?"
Normally I would pick fun answers like Denzel Washington to play me, but I went pretty realistic this time.
The Casting (so far):
Michael - Aaron Eckhart (Dark Knight)
Love Intrest (TBA) - Kristin Chenoweth (Wicked)
Tyler - Matt Damon (I upgraded a bit)
Dad - Adrian Paul (I thought this was rather close)
Worst Enemy (TBA) - Carrot Top Since I don't really have any rivals enemies. I figure if Carrot Top went to my high school, we would not be friends.
Why bother posting this? Well if some writer/producer is bored and doesn't have anything better to do, I might as well give him some options right?

Baby Names


Leia (or Carrie)
Sarah Tonin

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Thunder Kiss '65

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Do you know what he's saying? This is the best I can come up with
Well sweet a lil bit gets hot in hell a cheatin on the HEY YOU
Right spittin on with me the Holocaust a how'll kick you out TOMORROW
Break down agony I said a extacy and novacaaa
we're ridin on the wall, Thunda kissin, nineteen sixta fiiiiive yeah, wow, fiiiive yeah, wow
demon wallses comin a down in 19 60 5 5 5
A lil bit fasta now you lookin like a ale yin poetry
my throwin socks now and freak out inside a me
my cooole salvation a ringabroration on the jam
the power of the plaster movin faster nineteen sixty fiiiiive yeah, wow, fiiiiive yeah, wow
sleazy waltzes comin a now in 19 60 5 5 5
[you're all shook up arn't ya baby?
I never try any thing, I just do it
wanna try me?]
aaaaAAAAA SLOAW! yeahh yeahhh gimmie that gimmie that OWW! OW! ow! yeahh!
rollin like a super sonic another boot an get down on it
exnay a million miles I gotta heart a comic's style
thinkin lookin easy and after what I said
the last is down a kick a louse is in my heaaad
yeah, yeah, yeahhh gimmie that gimmie that NOW gimmie that gimmie that NOW x2
step inside the moon shot with the hounds from hello resurection
wahno put the cat can your ears stop the affection
well you can't take it with you but you can getjerdenaaa
some like it hot yeah twisted nineteen sixty fiiiive yah, wow fiiive yeah wow
the demon watch meh comin loud in 19 60 5 5 5

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Crazy Dream 9-2

I took an airplane trip through time-space and ended up in medieval times. The kingdom was threatened by a giant robot spider who lived in the woods. The King got together all his armies and they went out into the forest looking for it. All the sudden a huge metal spike smashed into the middle of the garrison. All the knights were freaking out and trying to get away but then the
spider ran off. Even though it just obliterated half the king's horses and half the king's men like an anthill we OBVIOUSLY followed it because the king told us too. Medieval monarchy=dumb

So we ended up looking for the monster in a cottage in the middle of the forest that ended up being my old house (if I was looking for a 80 foot horse-eating arachnid, I'd look in my old house too. its nasty) so anyway I get the door open and the soldiers burst in and tear the place up looking for clues. I yelled at them a bit but nothing came of it so I was like Whatev. Looks better now anyway. so I go to use the bathroom but the door hits something soft and only opens half way. uh oh! I flip on the light and behind the door are two wild cats!! idk why I called them 'wild cats' in the dream but it happened. I usually call them mountain lions or Cougars. They looked like a mix between

so thats OBVIOUSLY a 'wild cat'. there was a grey one and a brown one behind the door and they were sleeping till I bumped them with the door but they were chill. and then in the bathtub was a lil baby! much more like the pic on the right. so they were obviously cute and not a threat so I backed out apologetically and turned out the light.
I walked back down the hall to watch the madness for a bit when all the sudden I hear the bathroom door open again and its some idiot with a pike (long pointy thing) and he flings the door open and screams and is jabbing at something in the bathroom! AA! sad! I stabbed the jerk with his own weapon (not fatally) and kicked all the knights out of my house. I checked in the bathroom and the mom and dad were crying over the baby. super sad! it was too late and the lil guy passed away. I took the 3 of them out side and we had a funeral and said goodbye and they jumped the fence to the golf course.
I came back in and the house was a bit cleaner and my mom was making my bed in my old room. I helped her finish and then my dog ran out of the closest to come greet me! Awww! and then the mom and dad wild cats jumped out of the closet! and they sat on the bed with my dog and my mom was like What is this?? haha. and then the lil baby came out of the closet too! and they were all playing on my bed and my mom had no idea what was going on.
I woke up wondering if my dog was ok.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

This is me

My photo
BYU Animation Major. Going into storyboarding, concept art, and 3D modeling.